tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-17984893176533653712024-03-04T22:26:26.083-08:00Hindi SMS, Funny Jokes, Love Quotes & Sweet Text MessagesHindi SMS Jokes, Hindi Love Shayari, Sweet Text Messages, Birthday Quotes, Short SMS, Romantic SMS, Urdu SMS, Cute SMS, Free SMS Jokes.Unknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger4125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1798489317653365371.post-81377418622104275212011-07-22T18:49:00.000-07:002011-07-22T18:53:02.350-07:00Happy Holi Quotes in English, Hindi<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div style="text-align: left;"><pre style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt;">Holi Quotes in English, Happy Holi Quotes Messages,</span></pre><pre style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> Happy Holi in Hindi English Holi Quotes,Holi Sms Quotes in English,</span></pre><pre style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif"; font-size: 12pt;"> New Holi Sms in English, Happy Holi Wishes Greetings.</span><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif";"></span></pre><pre style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif";"> </span></pre><pre style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: "Georgia","serif";">
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<span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">A true and caring relation doesn’t have to speak loud, a soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings. Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.</span><br style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;" /><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span><br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">For me it brings so many loving memories of fun times together</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">I'm missing you a lot & sending you my brightest wishes on HOLI!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">If wishes come in rainbow colors then I would send the brightest one to say Happy Holi.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">Thanks for splashing that extra bit of joy on my Holi celebrations.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">Happy Holi!</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">May god gift u all the colors of life,<br />
Colors of joy,<br />
Colors of happiness,<br />
Colors of friendship,<br />
Colors of luv and<br />
All other colors<br />
U want to paint in ur life. Happy holi.</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">Sending your way, a warm wishes especially on holi, to add colour oy joy to your life, to make it happy and worth while..</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">On this day let the color shower love which dewells in our hearts..Let's sing along together the ballad of love..</span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="Apple-style-span"><br />
</span></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; line-height: 12.25pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span style="font-size: small;">Dear Friend may this festivity of holi bring into your life, vibrant colors of happiness...</span></div><div style="background-color: transparent; border: medium none; color: black; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; overflow: hidden; text-align: left; text-decoration: none;"><span style="font-size: small;">A true and caring relation doesnâ?Tt have to speak loud,<br />
A soft sms is just enough to express the heartiest feelings.<br />
Enjoy the festival of Holi with lot of fun.<br />
</span></div><pre style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span class="attribute-value"><b> </b></span></span></pre></div></div>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1798489317653365371.post-25183536398153254112011-07-22T18:01:00.000-07:002011-07-22T18:19:14.608-07:00Independence Day SMS in Hindi 14/15 August<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <o:OfficeDocumentSettings> <o:AllowPNG/> </o:OfficeDocumentSettings> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:WordDocument> <w:View>Normal</w:View> <w:Zoom>0</w:Zoom> <w:TrackMoves/> <w:TrackFormatting/> <w:PunctuationKerning/> <w:ValidateAgainstSchemas/> <w:SaveIfXMLInvalid>false</w:SaveIfXMLInvalid> <w:IgnoreMixedContent>false</w:IgnoreMixedContent> <w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText>false</w:AlwaysShowPlaceholderText> <w:DoNotPromoteQF/> <w:LidThemeOther>EN-US</w:LidThemeOther> <w:LidThemeAsian>X-NONE</w:LidThemeAsian> <w:LidThemeComplexScript>X-NONE</w:LidThemeComplexScript> <w:Compatibility> <w:BreakWrappedTables/> <w:SnapToGridInCell/> <w:WrapTextWithPunct/> <w:UseAsianBreakRules/> <w:DontGrowAutofit/> <w:SplitPgBreakAndParaMark/> <w:EnableOpenTypeKerning/> <w:DontFlipMirrorIndents/> <w:OverrideTableStyleHps/> </w:Compatibility> <m:mathPr> <m:mathFont m:val="Cambria Math"/> <m:brkBin m:val="before"/> <m:brkBinSub m:val="--"/> <m:smallFrac m:val="off"/> <m:dispDef/> <m:lMargin m:val="0"/> <m:rMargin m:val="0"/> <m:defJc m:val="centerGroup"/> <m:wrapIndent m:val="1440"/> <m:intLim m:val="subSup"/> <m:naryLim m:val="undOvr"/> </m:mathPr></w:WordDocument> </xml><![endif]--><!--[if gte mso 9]><xml> <w:LatentStyles DefLockedState="false" DefUnhideWhenUsed="true"
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Tahoma,Helvetica,FreeSans,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">On this day 14 or 15 August, I wish <b>Happy Independence Day</b> to all of you even if you are Hindu or Muslim. May this day brings happiness in your life. Enjoy these <b>Independence Day SMS</b></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Arial,Tahoma,Helvetica,FreeSans,sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"> and send to your relatives and friends and loved ones.</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDCjD6aQ2_gyFNUo3jTNguW26IKMDrzfavsG-9w8P8b3Fv6YWYEuG2M8d32oExNSc54fWNhP8MqCkEUBcHR7l7_kSlCzbuFRrMKUjA0mMCjAOXDaTKBA-O8YULQGweAhevibJFbX2FixEi/s1600/p_442_img.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: black;"><img border="0" height="209" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDCjD6aQ2_gyFNUo3jTNguW26IKMDrzfavsG-9w8P8b3Fv6YWYEuG2M8d32oExNSc54fWNhP8MqCkEUBcHR7l7_kSlCzbuFRrMKUjA0mMCjAOXDaTKBA-O8YULQGweAhevibJFbX2FixEi/s320/p_442_img.jpg" width="320" /></span></a> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDVX3CyQjsjR2DNvHjTjWFBRyGaCgT4CAQ8H3oYxiO4su9XPipt6qg7nP9D950IZeNC29UZFeP4cP3v64Ep9PS8VTBpipSZ0mDkEoF6eIm6H9t1OxE7qL3rG-t7HJuYqKYpbt0AhaUOQtq/s1600/eg60j.gif" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; display: inline !important; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDVX3CyQjsjR2DNvHjTjWFBRyGaCgT4CAQ8H3oYxiO4su9XPipt6qg7nP9D950IZeNC29UZFeP4cP3v64Ep9PS8VTBpipSZ0mDkEoF6eIm6H9t1OxE7qL3rG-t7HJuYqKYpbt0AhaUOQtq/s320/eg60j.gif" width="312" /></a><b>15 August SMS </b></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br />
</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Aaj mein aapse apne dil ki baat kehna chahta hu</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Haan wahi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hain</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Haan wahi 3 alfaz jo aapke dil ko chu le</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Happy Independence Day</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">`</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">15 August aa raha hai</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mein Mahatma Gandhi ki photo jama kar rha hu</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ghar mein jitne bhi 10,20,50,100,1000</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Ke note hain mujhe de jana</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Purane bhi chalenge</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">`</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Dil mein jazba aankhon mein josh</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Jis ne uda diye dushmano ke hosh</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Uncha kar diya hamare watan ka naam</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Hum karte hain hindustan ki fauz ko salaam</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Happy Independence Day</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">`</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mujhe jala dena ya dafna dena</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Jab mar jaun to mere watan Hindustan ka ek ghoont pani pila dena</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Mein Taj Mahal to nahi mangta, per apna huk mangta hu</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Bas meri Qabar ke pas Hindustan ka jhanda lehra dena</span></div><div style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">Happy Independence Day</span></div><br />
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<h1 class="style1" style="border-width: 0px; font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif; margin: 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center; vertical-align: baseline;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>14 August SMS</b></span></h1><div style="border-width: 0px; margin: 8px 0px 0px; outline-width: 0px; padding: 0px; text-align: center; vertical-align: baseline;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;">Aaj se 62saal pehle.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Eik Qoom ko eik mulk ki talash thi.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Allah k karam se.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Aj jub hamare pas Mulk ha to hamain eik qoom ki talash ha.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Think abt that</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> UnKe HathOoN Me KangaN Thay BuhAt ZaBardAst. .</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> BolAy To. .</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> AdvAnCE ME</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> TuM SaB Ko MuBaRaK Ho</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> "14 Augu$T"</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> HAPPY</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> INDEPENDENCE DAY</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> This is the day,</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> That Our nation sings</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> This is the day</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> That the liberty bell starts to ring</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> This is the day</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> We all start to remember</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> What We stand for</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> and to celebrate our Independence</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> We stand up high, as We</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> All start to cry</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> As we think about,</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> All that died</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> For you, for me, for our whole country</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Risking there life</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Eaxh and everyday here is a salute</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> To all that lay ...</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Happy Independence Day</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 31 states.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 7 unionterritories.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 1618 languages.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 6400 castes.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 6 religion.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 6 ethnic groups.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 29 major festivals.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> 1 country!Be proud to b an Indian!HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> For Friendship day, Lover's day, that day, this day. advance wishes.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Starts a month before these days. byout INDEPENDENCE DAY is just few days ahead.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> and not even a single wish for that has come till now. Come on people lets.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Remember the sacrifice of our freedom fighters atleast for one day and.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Lets forever be proud to be an INDIAN !!! Let us celebrate our.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Independence and Independence day.So let me be the first one to wish you.</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Kyon marte ho bewafa sanam k liye???</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Marna hai to maro hamare watan k liye.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Aise to to gaj jamin bhi nahi milegi dafan k liye.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Desh k liye maroge to hasinaye bhi dupatta youtar degi kafan ke liye.</span></span></span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Jahaan dal dal par sone ki.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Chidiya karti hai basera.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Woh PAKISTAN Desh hai mera.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Woh PAKISTAN desh hai mera.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> </span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Ae vatan ae vatan hyoumko teri kasam.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Teri rahon pe jaan hyoum lyouta jaayenge.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Phool kya cheez ha tere kadmon pe hyoum.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> Bhent apne saron ki chadha jaayenge.</span></span></span><br />
<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia,'Times New Roman',serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"> "Happy Independence Day"</span></span></span><br />
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</style> <![endif]--> </div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Sexy SMS</span></em><span class="st"><i><span>, </span></i><span>S</span></span><em><span style="font-style: normal;">exy SMS</span></em><span class="st"><span> in<i> </i>Hindi, Sexy<i> </i>Mobile<i> </i>Text Messages, Hot<i> </i></span></span><em><span style="font-style: normal;">Sexy SMS</span></em><span class="st"><span>, Urdu Naughty SMS, Sexy Text Messages.</span></span></b></span></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="font-family: Georgia,"Times New Roman",serif;"><br />
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<tr style="height: 40.0pt; mso-yfti-irow: 1;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 40.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span class="apple-converted-space"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;"> </span></b></span><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">Boy takes girl friend out for dinner..She orders costly dishes.Boy: U eat like this at ur mom's house?Girl: No dear my mom doesn't fuck me after dinner.. :D</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 40.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span class="apple-converted-space"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;"> </span></b></span><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">Wife:ajee sunte ho?aaj hamareMunne ne pehlibar Jumla bolaHasband:achaKiya bola?Wife:Lite waly .. Pentot en ;-)</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> </tr>
<tr style="height: 49.0pt; mso-yfti-irow: 2;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 49.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span class="apple-converted-space"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;"> </span></b></span><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se:-Madam,10Rs De Do..Madam-:Ye Lo!Bhikari Jane LagaMadam-:Arey DUA to DoBhikari-:Car Me To Bethi HoAb Kya LUND Pe Bethogi ;)</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 49.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">Memon on his SUHAGRAAT:-Is ghr me rhna hy to kanjusi krni pre gi.Dulhan:To phr itna sara tail Q lga rhy ho Ye kaam to THooK se b ho skta Hy..</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> </tr>
<tr style="height: 58.0pt; mso-yfti-irow: 3;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 58.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10.5pt;">Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q henDad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he yeSon: papa me to Paon ki bat kr raha thaAp ki to soch he Haramiyo wali ha :D</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 58.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes?<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Officer: well, that's not prohibited<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr style="height: 67.0pt; mso-yfti-irow: 4;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 67.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">* every 1has different phases of sex life.</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">age 18-din raat</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">age 28-roz raat</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">age 38-jumairat</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">age 48-chandraat</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">age 58-ghalatbaat</span></b><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 67.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">A woman married<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">a one legged man.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">She wrote to her<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><a href="file:///C:/Users/Rapinzil/Desktop/Teacher.docx"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">mother</span></b></a><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">:<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">"My </span></b><a href="file:///C:/Users/Rapinzil/Desktop/Teacher.docx"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">husband</span></b></a><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> only has<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">ONE FOOT".<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Her Mother<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">replied:<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">"You are lucky,<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">your papa has<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">ONLY 5 INCHES"<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr style="height: 48.1pt; mso-yfti-irow: 5;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 48.1pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Friend : Acha wo kaise?<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">mai bhi </span></b><a href="http://ads.clicksor.com/search.php?q=security" target="_blank"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">security</span></b></a><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;"> guard k sath bethi thi.!!<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 48.1pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo.<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr style="height: 112.0pt; mso-yfti-irow: 6;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 112.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Ek SarDar Green Color ka Sathi Pehn kar Larki Se Zyadti karne gya<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Larki Ye Kia hai:?<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Pathan: HARA KAAM MEIN KHRA<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
</div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 112.0pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Paper Sex Time 15 Mint<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">(Note Sab Swal Hal Karna lazmi hai)<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">1:Underwear Pehnna Boys ki majburi hai girls Q Pehnti hain??<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">2: Agr LoRA Phudi Mein Phans Jae To kia karna chaihia???<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">3:Girls ki Gand marne mein Zyada maza hai ya Phuddi Mein??<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">4:Plastic K lun ki kia Khsoosiyat Hai Nez Aurte ise Q khushi se use karti hain??<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<tr style="height: 71.5pt; mso-yfti-irow: 7; mso-yfti-lastrow: yes;"> <td style="border-top: none; border: solid windowtext 1.0pt; height: 71.5pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><span class="apple-style-span"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Husband ne magazine prhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi</span></b></span><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d;"><o:p></o:p></span></b></div></td> <td style="border-bottom: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-left: none; border-right: solid windowtext 1.0pt; border-top: none; height: 71.5pt; mso-border-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-left-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; mso-border-top-alt: solid windowtext .5pt; padding: 0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; width: 239.4pt;" valign="top" width="319"><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">thn<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><b style="mso-bidi-font-weight: normal;"><span style="color: #0d0d0d; font-family: Arial,sans-serif; font-size: 10pt;">Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai<o:p></o:p></span></b></div><div class="MsoNormal" style="line-height: normal; margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0in;"><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi collection.<br />
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Ek chini hospital mein bharti tha<br />
Santa usse milne gaya<br />
Chini bola: Ching Chong Mou Chu Cha or mar gaya<br />
Santa ne iska matlab dusre chini se pucha<br />
Uska matlab tha “Kaminey Oxyen ki pipe se per utha<br />
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Santa: Hum apni bhasha ko mother tounge(matar bhasha) kyun kahte hain?<br />
Banta: Kyunki mother ke aage father ko bolne ka moka nahi milta.<br />
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Santa: Doctor saab mujhe loose motion hain koi upaye btaiye<br />
Doctor: potty kitni patli aati hai?<br />
Santa: Itni patli ke aap uske sath garare kar sakte ho.<br />
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Santa: Yaar banta ye light kha se aati hai<br />
Banta: mere nana ke ghar se<br />
Santa: Wo kaise?<br />
Banta: Jab hamari light jaati hai to papa bolte hain “Sale ne phir kaat di”<br />
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Santa: teri gaadi ka kya naam hai<br />
Banta: pata nahi yaar per wo “T” se start hoti hai<br />
Santa: Kamaal hai yaar teri gaadi TEA se start hoti hai meri to Petrol se hoti hai.<br />
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Santa: mera beta medical college me padhta hai<br />
Banta: Wo waha kya study karta hai<br />
Banta: Wo kuch study nahi karta college wale usper study karte hain.<br />
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Santa: Mein train mein puri raat nahi so paya<br />
Banta: Kyun?<br />
Santa: Kyunki mein uper wale dabbe mein tha<br />
Banta: to tune niche wale kisi se change kyun nahi kar liya<br />
Santa: Kaise karta niche wale dabbe mein koi tha hi nahi jisse mein change karta<br />
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<div style="line-height: 15.05pt;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Santa ne ek hotel mein khub khana khaya Khane ke baad wo hath dhone gaya to sath mein wash basin bhi dhone laga</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 15.05pt;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Manager bhag kar aaya or santa se pucha: Aap ye kya kar rhe hain santa ji</span></span></div><div style="line-height: 15.05pt;"><span class="apple-style-span"><span style="font-family: Georgia, 'Times New Roman', serif;">Santa bola: ' Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai,'Wash Basin'.</span></span></div><br />
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