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Teacher: Is ka punjabi tarjama karo, itni pyari si guriya kis ne tor di?Student:A kidi maa nu lun wareya a enni sohni gudi di payen nu yeah k rakh ditta aa? :D | Never hold your farts (paad) inside.They travel up your body & into your brain & dat's why you get Shitty ideas.SoBlast to GLORYLoudly & Proudly ;) |
Boy takes girl friend out for dinner..She orders costly dishes.Boy: U eat like this at ur mom's house?Girl: No dear my mom doesn't fuck me after dinner.. :D | Wife:ajee sunte ho?aaj hamareMunne ne pehlibar Jumla bolaHasband:achaKiya bola?Wife:Lite waly .. Pentot en ;-) |
Bhikari Car Me Bethi Madam Se:-Madam,10Rs De Do..Madam-:Ye Lo!Bhikari Jane LagaMadam-:Arey DUA to DoBhikari-:Car Me To Bethi HoAb Kya LUND Pe Bethogi ;) | Memon on his SUHAGRAAT:-Is ghr me rhna hy to kanjusi krni pre gi.Dulhan:To phr itna sara tail Q lga rhy ho Ye kaam to THooK se b ho skta Hy.. |
Son: papa Mummi k 2 or Cow k 4 q henDad: Baghairt,kahan se seekh kr aya he yeSon: papa me to Paon ki bat kr raha thaAp ki to soch he Haramiyo wali ha :D | Officer: madam swimming is prohibited in this lake. Lady: then why dint you tell me when I was removing my clothes? Officer: well, that's not prohibited |
* every 1has different phases of sex life. age 18-din raat age 28-roz raat age 38-jumairat age 48-chandraat age 58-ghalatbaat | A woman married a one legged man. She wrote to her ONE FOOT". Her Mother replied: "You are lucky, your papa has ONLY 5 INCHES" |
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtub | Toyota Company ne New car lanch ki hi jiska Name hai LORA. Ameer ghrano ki larkia preshan hai Q k Kehna Parta Hai Driver LORA Nikalo. |
Ek SarDar Green Color ka Sathi Pehn kar Larki Se Zyadti karne gya Larki Ye Kia hai:? Pathan: HARA KAAM MEIN KHRA | Paper Sex Time 15 Mint (Note Sab Swal Hal Karna lazmi hai) 1:Underwear Pehnna Boys ki majburi hai girls Q Pehnti hain?? 2: Agr LoRA Phudi Mein Phans Jae To kia karna chaihia??? 3:Girls ki Gand marne mein Zyada maza hai ya Phuddi Mein?? 4:Plastic K lun ki kia Khsoosiyat Hai Nez Aurte ise Q khushi se use karti hain?? |
Husband ne magazine prhty huye pas leti bv ki choot me ungli Kar di.. Bv: Oh jaano Sex ka mood hy? Husband: Nai, page palatney k liye ungli geeli kerni thi | A boy 2 girl:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya hai girl:kuch nahi bus aik lakeer hai thn A girl 2 boy:ye tumhari taango ke beech mai kya latak raha hai Then boy replied:ye usi lakeer ke fakeer hai |
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